*Armor... so... hot...
*But I can't... *Give up...
game
*(She looks dry...)
*(It's a water cooler.) *(Take a cup of water?) Yes No
*(You take a cup of water.)
*(Give Undyne the water?) Yes No
*(Get rid of the water?) Yes No
*(You pour the water on the ground next tot the water cooler.)
*(Sadistically, you've poured out all the water right in front of Undyne's
eyes.)
*(It's a water cooler.) *(Take a cup of water?) Yes No
*(You take a cup of water.)
*(Get rid of the water? Yes No
*(You pour the water on the ground next to the water cooler.)
*(Small puddle forming.)
*(Medium puddle forming.)
*(Large puddle forming.)
*(There's no more water left in the cooler.)
ClamGuy
*O, k, k, k, k...
*I was thirsty, so I came over from Waterfall to get a drink!
*O, k, k, k, k...
*Are you just carrying that around to look sophisticated?
*Cause it's not working.
*O, k, k...
*What are you doing with all of that water?
*O, k, k, k, k...
*So now we have a private pool? *Worse things have happened.
game
*(The water evaporated from the heat.)
*(The cup evaporated, too.)
*(Seeing such a strange laboratory in a place like this...)
*(You're filled with determination.)
RoyalGuard
*Sorry... UNDYNE, like, told us there was totally a human in the area.
*So, like, us Royal Guards are blocking off the elevators for now.
*Ngah! Even if the elevators aren't working anyway, we'll do our best, Ms.
UNDYNE!
*Like, NO WAY you're getting by us.
*But, between you and me... *I think oyu could go through that creepy lab over
there.
*Between you, me, and my bro here, I mean.
I tell him ALL my secrets.
*Hey! *No loitering!
*Like, just kidding. *I don't care. *Like, loiter your heart out.
*...
*...what?
game
*(There's no response.)
RiverPerson
*Tra la la. *I am the riverman.
*Or am I the riverwoman...? *It doesn't really matter.
*I love to ride in my boat. *Would you care to join me?
game
*(Ride in the boat?) Yes No
RiverPerson
*Then perhaps another time.*Or perhaps not. *It doesn't really matter.
game
*(Ride in the boat?) Yes No
RiverPerson
*Where will we go today? Snowdin Waterfall
*Then we're off...
*Come gain some time. *Tra la la.
Times Talked To: 1
RiverPerson
*Tra la la. *Care for a ride?
game
*(Ride in the boat? Yes No
RiverPerson
*Where will we go today? Snowdin Waterfall
*Then we're off...
game
*It's you...?
*(It's too dark to see near the walls.)
Alphys
*Oh. *My god.
*I didn't expect you to show up so soon!
*I haven't showered, I'm barely dressed, it's all messy, and...
*Ummm...
*H-h-hiya!
*I'm Dr. Alphys. *I'm ASGORE's royal scientist!
*B-b-but, ahhhh, I'm not one of the "bad guys"!
*Actually, since you stepped out of the RUINS, I've, um...
*... been "observing" your journey through my console.
*Your fights... *Your friendships... *Everything!
*I was originally going to stop you, but...
*Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.
*S-so, ahh, now I want help you!
*Using my knowledge, I can easily guide you through Hotland!
*I know a way right to ASGORE's castle, no problem!
*...
*Well, actually, umm, there's just a tiny issue.
*A long time ago, I made a robot named Mettaton.
*Originally, I built him to be an entertainment robot.
*Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something.
*Anyway, recently I decided to make him more useful.
*You know, just some small practical adjustments.
*Like, umm...
*Anti... anti-human combat features?
*Of c-course, when I saw you coming, I immediately decided...
*I have to remove those features!
*Unforunately, I may have made a teensy mistake while doing so.
*And, um...
*Now he's an unstoppable killing machine with a thrist for human blood?
*Ehehehehe...
*Heh.
*But, umm, hopefully we won't run into him!
*...?
*Did you hear something?
*Oh no.
Times Played: 1
Alphys
*Watching you, I felt like... like I was seeing an old friend.
Mettaton
*OHHHH YES!
*WELCOME, BEAUTIES...
*... TO TODAY'S QUIZ SHOW!!!
*OH BOY! *I CAN ALREADY TELL IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SHOW!
*EVERYONE GIVE A BIG HAND FOR OUR WONDERFUL CONTESTANT!
*NEVER PLAYED BEFORE, GORGEOUS?
*NO PROBLEM! *IT'S SIMPLE!
*THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE.
*ANSWER CORRECTLY...
*OR YOU DIE!!!
Alphys
*
Alphys
*...
*Well that was certainly something.
*Th-that last question...
*He wasn't supposed to ask that one...
*Wait, wait!
*Let me give you my ph-phone number!
*Th-then... m-maybe... *If you need help, I could...
*Wh...where'd you get that phone!? *It's ANCIENT!
*It doens't even have texting.
*W-wait a second, please!
*Here, I upgraded it for you!
*It can do texting, items, it's got a key chain...
*I even signed you up for the underground's No.1 social network!
*Now we're officially friends! *Ehehehe!
*Heheh...
*Heh...
*...
*...
*...
*...
*...
*I'm going to the bathroom.
game
*(It's a bag of dog food.) *(It's half-full.)
*(The fridge is filled with instant noodles and soda.)
*(Take a package of noodles?) Take it Leave it
*(You got instant noodles.)
*(Take a package of noodles?)
*(You decide to stay healthy.)
*(It's a beat-up figurine of a female human with cat ears.)
*(It's a teacup shaped like a yellow lizard.) *(It's full of soda.)
*(It's a computer.) *(It's accessing some kind of puzzle in Snowdin.)
*(It seems like a walkthrough to a game, or...?)
*(Seems like the notes to something, but it's all written in chicken
scratch.)
*(A garbage can.) *(But it's pretty cute.)
*(It's a video feed of your location.)
*(The space behind the wall is only a few feet wide.)
*(It's a bathroom sign.)
*(Yellow feet are tapping just behind the door.)
Times Killed: 1
game
*(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)
Times Killed: 2
game
*(You just remembered something funny.)
game
*(Scientific books.) *(They seem very dusty.)
*(All these books are labelled Human History.) Read one Do not
*(You look inside a book)
*(It's a comic of a giant robot fighting a beautiful alien princess.)
*(This doesn't strike you as very accurate...)
*(All these books are labelled Human History.) Read one Do not
*(You decide not to.)
*(VHSes and DVDs of various cartoons.
*(They are all albelled "Human History.")
*(All these books are labelled Human History.) Read one Do not
*(You look inside a book.) *(It's a comic book.)
*(Two scantily-clad chefs are flinging energy pancakes at each other.)
*(This doesn't strike you as very accurate...)
*(All these books are labelled Human History.) Read one Do not
*(You decide not to.)
*(All these books are labelled Human History.) Read one Do not
*(You look inside a book.) *(It's a comic book.)
*(A hideous android is running to school with toast in is mouth.)
*(Seems like it's late.)
*(This doesn't strike you as very accurate...)
*(All these books are labelled Human History.) Read one Do not
*(You decide not to.)
*(Pink goop drips from this strange machine.)
*(Looks like Alphys's work table.) *(Seems dusty.)
*(The wardrobe is full of dirty lab coats...) *(And a single clean
dress.)
*(There are letters from many monsters here...) *(Froggit, Snowy,
Doggo...)
*(They're all unopened.)
*(It's a lamp with pink fish on the lampshade.) *(There's no
lightbulb.)
*(An incredible invention.)
*(When not in use, this bed folds into an extremely-easy-to-draw box.)
*(It's a promo poster for Mettaton's TV premiere.)
*(On the flap it says "Thank you for making my dreams come true.")
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *just realized i didn't watch undyne fight the human v.
v
ALPHYS updated status. *well i know she's unbeatable i'll ask her abt it later
^. ^
ALPHYS updated status. *for now i gotta call up the human and guide them -^.
^-
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *gonna call them in a minute!!! -^. ^-
determination
*(The wooshing sound of steam and cogs... it fills you with
determination.)
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *I HATE USING THE PHONE I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS LMAO ^.
^
ALPHYS updated status. *omg ive had my claw over the last digit for 5
minutes
*omg i'm just gonna do it *i'm just gonna call!!!!
*Ring... Ring...
*Click...?
game
*(Whoever was calling hung up before you answered it.)
game
*(There's a frypan lying on the ground.)
*(Will you take it?) Take it Leave it
*(You got the Burnt Pan.)
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*Uhh! *H-hi, so, the blue lasers...
*Uhh! *I mean, Alphys here! *Hi!
*The blue lasers won't hurt you if you don't move.
*O-orange ones, um... *Y-you have to be moving, and they...
*Um, they won't, um...
*Move through those ones!
*...
*Uhh, bye!
cellPhone
*Click...
ALPHYS updated status. *OMG I DID IT!!!
*claws haven't shook like that since undyne called me to ask about the
weather... v. v
ALPHYS updated status. *WAIT THERE'S NO WEATHER DOWN HERE WHY DID SHE CALL
ME
game
*(It's a switch.) Press it Don't
*(The lasers were deactivated.)
*(The lasers were reactivated.)
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *Oh My God i Forgot to Tell THem Where To Go
ALPHYS posted a picture. *CUTE PIC OF ME RIGHT NOW ^. ^
game
*(It's a photo of a garbage can with several pink, glittery filters over
it.)
cellPhone
*Ring...
*(A-A-Alphys here!!!!
*Th... the northern door will stay locked until you...
*S-solve the puzzles on the right and left!
*I... I think you sh-should g-g-go to the right first!
cellPhone
*Click...
*(The door is locked.)
game
*(This half of the door is unlocked.)
*(The door is open.)
BusinessDudes
*The way to work is blocked, so I had time to catch Mettaton's show on my
phone...
*The special effects were amazing today! *That human almost looked
REAL!
*Of course, an experienced viewer like me knows CGI when they see it...
BusinessDudes
*Mettaton? *Yeah, he's the most popular star in the underground!
*His fan club probably has at least who... no, THREE dozen members!
*And that's not even counting me!
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *wonder if it would be unfun if i explained the
puzzle...
FoxHead
*The door leading through the area is closed? *So I tried the puzzle?
*But I kept running out of ammo, and it kept restarting?
*And my two co-workers won't help? It's like they don't even wanna go to
work?
*Why don't you try? *Try using the console?
game
*(Shoot the opposing ship!) *(Move the boxes to complete your mission.)
FoxHead
*Wow? *You solved it?
*I'm impressed? *You must be a total nerd?
cellPhone
*Ring...
*Alphys! Here!
*Th-that blue laser seems totally impassable!
*B-b-but!
*As the Royal Scientist, I h-have some tricks up my sleeve!
*I'll h-hack into the-the Hotland laser datbase and take it out!
*Click...
FukuFire
*Finally! *Someone turned off that laser!
*Now that we're free we can... *Well, uh I guess we'll jsut keep standing
here.
*Hm? *Nice try, but your loitering technique still needs work.
SkateboardGirl
*We were hanging out when suddenly, a bucha puzzles reactivated out of
nowhere.
*This is a huge problem... *It rules! They've GOTTA cancel school over
this!
*Wait a second... *Auuuugh, it's summer vacation!
cellPhone
*Ring...
*A-another laser, huh?
*I'm sorry, I won't play around this time.
*Hold on a second!!
*Click...
sign
*(Shoot the opposing ship!) *(Move the boxes to complete your mission.)
puzzle
RESTART...
CONGRATULATIONS!
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *whatever!!! i'll just explain it!!!
*Ring...
*Uuuh, I think... *Umm...
*Hey! *About the puzzles on the left and right...!
*They're a bit difficult to explain, but...
*... uhhh, you already s-solved them?
*Awesome!
*Click...
cellPhone
*Ring...
*H-hey, it's kind of dark in there, isn't it?
*Don't worry!
*I'll hack into the light system and brighten it up!
*Oh no.
Mettaton
*OHHHH YES!!!
*WELCOME, BEAUTIES, TO THE UNDERGROUND'S PREMIER COOKING SHOW!!!
sign
Cooking with a Killer Robot
Mettaton
*PRE-HEAT YOUR OVENS, BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL RECIPE FOR YOU
TODAY!
*WE'RE GOING TO BE MAKING...
*A CAKE!
*MY LOVELY ASSISTANT HERE WILL GATHER THE INGREDIENTS.
*EVERYONE GIVE THEM A BIG HAND!!!
*WE'LL NEED SUGAR, MILK, AND EGGS.
*GO FOR IT, SWEETHEART!
*MILK, SUGAR, AND EGGS! *YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND THEM ON THE BACK
COUNTER!
*THIS ISN'T A SHOW ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS, DARLING.
*THAT'S ON WEDNESDAYS!
*MILK? EGGS? IN THE FRIDGE?
*NO WAY, DARLING! *THEY'D GET COLD!!!
game
*(As per culinary standard, a death forcefield surrounds the kitchen.)
*(As per culinary standard, a death forcefield surrounds the kitchen.)
Mettaton
*MTT-BRAND MICROWAVE! *ORIGIN OF THE MTT CHALLENGE!
*PUT YOUR FOOD IN AND SET THE MICROWAVE ON HIGH FOR FIVE MINUTES...
*IF YOU CAN STILL RECOGNIZE YOUR MEAL, WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK!!!
*OH YES! MTT-BRAND OVENS CAN REACH TEMPERATURES UP TO NINE-THOUSAND
DEGREES!
*ROASTING! TOASTING! BURNING! *CHARRING! YOU'RE EXCITED, AREN'T YOU,
DARLING? (TM)
game
*(You found the sugar.)
*(You found the milk.)
*(You found the eggs.)
Mettaton
*GREAT JOB! *JUST PUT THEM IN TEH MIDDLE OF THIS COUNTER!
*PERFECT! *GREAT JOB, BEAUTIFUL!
*WE'VE GOT ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS WE NEED TO BAKE THE CAKE!
*MILK... *SUGAR... *EGGS...
*... OH MY! *WAIT A MAGNIFICIENT MOMENT! *HOW COULD I FORGET!!!
*WE"RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT!
*A HUMAN SOUL!!!!
cellPhone
*Ring...
Mettaton
*HELLO...? *I'M KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE.
Alphys
*W-wait a second!!!
*Couldn't you make a...
*Couldn't you use a...
*Couldn't you make a substitution in the recipe?!
Mettaton
*... A SUBSTITUTION? *YOU MEAN, USE A DIFFERENT, NON-HUMAN INGREDIENT?
*... WHY?
Alphys
*Uhh, what if someone's...
*...
*Vegan?
Mettaton
*... VEGAN.
Alphys
*Uh well I mean
Mettaton
*THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA, ALPHYS!!
*ACTUALLY, I HAPPEN TO HAVE AN OPTION RIGHT HERE!!!
*MTT-BRAND ALWAYS-CONVENIENT HUMAN-SOUL-FLAVOR-SUBSTITUE!
*A CAN OF WHICH... *IS JUST OVER ON THAT COUNTER!!!
Mettaton
*WELL, DARLING? *WHY DON"T YOU GOT GET IT?
*WHAT'S THE MATTER? *NOT A CAN FAN? *THAT'S TOO BAD!
*MTT-BRAND USES ONLY THE FRESHEST ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS AND CHEMICALS!
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*H-hey! *Head over to the right!
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*Um, is it really a good idea to be getting a snack?
*Well, I guess I really shouldn't judge you...
*After all, I'm the one eating potato chips in my PJs!
*Uhhh, I mean... *H-hey, go over to the right!
Mettaton
*STILL FIDDLING WITH THAT MICROWAVE, EH, DARLING?
*CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING TOTALLY ENAMORED WITH AN ELECTRONIC BOX.
game
*(It's the oven.) *(Looks like someone forgot to preheat it.)
Mettaton
*BY THE WAY, OUR SHOW RUNS ON A STRICT SCHEDULE.
*IF YOU CAN'T GET THE CAN IN THE NEXT ONE MINUTE...
*WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PLAN!!!
*SO... *BETTER START CLIMBING, BEAUTIFUL!!!
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*oh no!!! *There's not enough time to climb up!
*...
*F-f-fourtunately, I might have a plan!
*When I was upgrading your phone, I added a few... features.
*You see that huge button that says... *"JETPACK"?
*Watch this!
*There!
*You should have just enough fuel to reach the top!
*Now, get up there!!!
Mettaton
*MY MY.
*IT SEEMS YOU'VE BESTED ME.
*BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU HAD THE HELP OF THE BRILLIANT DOCTOR ALPHYS!
*OH, I LOATHE TO THINK OF WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU WITHOUT
HER!!!
*WELL, TOODLES!!
*OH YES! *ABOUT THE SUBSTITUTION...
*HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A COOKING SHOW BEFORE?
*I ALREADY BAKED THE CAKE AHEAD OF TIME!!!!! *SO FORGET IT!!!
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*Wow! *We... we did it!!
*We... we really did it!!!
*Great job out there, team!
*W-well, uh, anyway, let's keep heading forward!!!
cellPhone
*Click...
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*Wh-what!? *Wh-why aren't you m-m-moving?
*N-no...! *I must not have added enough fuel!
*D-darnit... *I'm sorry...
*Even when it's something like this, I...
*I still...! *I still...
Mettaton
*OH NO, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
Alphys
*What?
Mettaton
*I FORGOT! *RIGHT ABOUT NOW IS WHEN WE HAVE OUR COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Alphys
*Wh... *What are you...
Mettaton
*UNFORTUNATELY, THAT MEANS NO ONE IS WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW.
*I'M NOT GOING TO DESTROY YOU WITHOUT A LIVE TELEVISION AUDIENCE!!
*LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE FOILED ME ONCE AGAIN, THANKS TO THE BRILLIANT DR.
ALPHYS!!!
*UNTIL NEXT TIME, BEAUTIFUL!
*TOODLES!
*(It's glued to the table.)
*(It's an oven.) *(It looks pretty modern.)
*(It's a microwave.) *(That's great if you're a microwave fan.)
*(It's a specifically-regular-sized sink.)
*(It's a fridge.) *(It's strangely warm.)
game
*(An ominous structure looms in the distance...)
*(You're filled with determination.)
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*S-see that building in the distance?
*That's the CORE. *The source of all power for the underground.
*It converts geothermal energy into magical electricity by...
*Uhh, anyway, that's where we're going to go.
*In the CORE is an elevator directly to ASGORE's castle.
*And from there... *You can go home.
cellPhone
*Click...
game
*Please select a location.
*LeftFloor1 Cancel RightFloor2
*I love hot dogs!
*Hey... *Isn't it weird there's SNOW on that guy's roof?
*... guess he's just too lazy to clean it off.
HotDogVulkin
*Toasty bun!
Sans
*hey buddy, what's up? *wanna buy a hot dog?
*it's only 30G. Yes No
*whoops, you don't have enough cash.
*you should get a job. *i've heard being a sentry pays well.
*it's only 30G. Yes No
*yeah, you've gotta save your money for college and spiders.
*it's only 30G Yes No
*thanks, kid. *here's your 'dog.
*Yeah. 'dog. *apostrophe-dog. *it's short for hot-dog.
*it's only 30G. Yes No
*another dog, coming right up...
*... you really like hot animals, don't you?
*hey, i'm not judging.
*i'd be out of a job without folks like you.
*it's only 30G
*cool. *here's that ''dog.
*apostrophe-apostrophe dog.
*it's short for apostrophe-dog.
*which is, in turn, short for...
*it's only 30G. Yes No
*another one? *okay.
*careful. *if you eat too many hot dogs...
*you'll probably get huge like me.
*huge as in super-popular, i mean.
*i'm practically a hot-dog tycoon now.
*it's only 30G. Yes No
*another h'dog? *here you go...
*whoops, i'm actually out of hot dogs.
*here, you can have a hot cat instead.
HotDogHarpy
*I love hot dogs!
*But the hot dog guy left... *Even though all of his stuff is still
here.
*... guess he's just too lazy to clean it away.
cellPhone
ALPHYS posted a picutre. *dinner with the girlfriend ;)
*It's a picture of a catgirl figurine next to a bowl of instant noodles.)
*CoolSkeleton95 posted a picture. *ARE WE POSTING HOT "PICS???" *HERE IS ME AND
MY COOL FRIEND
*(It's a picture of Papyrus flexing in front of a mirror.) *(He is wearing
sunglasses.)
*(Giant muscular biceps are pasted onto his arms.)
*(The biceps are also wearing sunglasses.)
ALPHYS updated status. *LOL, CoolSkeleton95! *... that's a joke, right?
CoolSkeleton95 updated status. *THE ONLY JOKE HERE, IS HOW STRONG MY MUSCLES
ARE.
*Ahhhh! *I'm late!!!! *I'm late!!!
*I'm so sorry!!!
Sparred: spareSoSorry
SoSorry
*Let's meet again someday!
Killed: killSoSorry
game
*(Art is dead.)
cellPhone
*NAPSTABLOOK22 has sent you a friend request.
*Accept the request? Accept Reject
*(It seems to have already rejected itself...)
game
*(There's an apron lying on the ground.)
*(Will you take it?) Take it Leave it
*(You got the Stained Apron.)
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*H... hi...! *It's Dr. Alphys.
*This p-puzzle is kinda... um... timing-based.
*Y-you see those switches over there?
*Y-you'll have to press all three of them within 3 seconds.
*I'll t-try to help you with the rhythm!
cellPhone
*Click...
game
*(It's the kind of every-day death forcefield you see at home.)
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*OK! *Now press the third one!!!
*.............
*.............
*H-h-hey!
*Looks like you!!! *Only needed to press! *Two of them!!!
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *that's the last time i try to help with a puzzle
lmao
*Ring...
Alphys
*Uh, h-h-hey!
*I'm going to the bathroom, so I'll be MIA fora bit.
*I'm... I'm sureyou can handle this puzzle yourself!
cellPhone
*Click...
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *OMG? ppl think Mew Mew 2 is better than Mew Mew 1?
*LOLLLL that's a joke right...
game
*(Knowing the mouse might one day hack the computerized safe and get the
cheese...)
*(It fills you with determination.)
*(There's a piece of cheese inside this computerized laser-safe.)
*(The lasers have melted the edges of the cheese...) *(It's stuck to the
table.)
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *omg... DONT THEY GET IT RUINS Mew Mew's ENTIRE CHARACTER
ARC
ALPHYS updated status. *My Mew Mew 2 Review:
*Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 Is Neither Kissy Nor Cutie. *Its Trash. 0 stars.
RoyalGuard
*Hey! You! *Stop!
*We've like, received an anonymous tip about a human wearing a striped
shirt.
*They told us they were wandering around Hotland right now...
*I know, sounds scary,huh?
*Well, just stay chill. *We'll bring you someplace safe, OK?
*... Huh? *what is it, bro?
*The shirt they're wearing?
*... like, what about it?
*Bro...
*Are you thinkin... *What I'm thinkin?
*Bummer. *This is, like... *Mega embarrassing.
**We, like, actually totally have to kill you and stuff.
cellPhone
ALPHYS updated status. *oopswait how's the humnan doing
ALPHYS updated status. *Top 10 Shows That Make You Forget To Do Your Frickin
Job
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*Um...
*I noticed you've been kind of quiet...
*Are you w-worried about meeting ASGORE...?
*...
*W-well, don't worry, okay?
*Th-the king is a really nice guy...
*I'm sure you can talk to him, and...
*W-with your human soul, you can pass through the barrier!
*S-so no worrying, OK? *J-just forget about it and smile.
cellPhone
*Click...
Muffet
*Welcome to our parlor, dearie~ *Interested in some spider pastries?
*All proceeds go to real spiders~
*Check our the webs to make a purchase~
game
*(It looks like some sort of powerful bracelet...)
*(Wait.) *(It's just a croissant...)
*(It's a spider donut.) *(It looks more...) *(Rubbery than usual.)
sign
*Spider Bake Sale *All proceeds go to real spiders.
game
*Buy a Spider Donut for 9999G? Yes No
*Some spiders crawled down and gave you a donut.
You didn't have enough gold.
*Buy a Spider Cider for 9999G? Yes No
*Some spiders crawled down and gave you a jug.
*You didn't have enough godl.
ScaredDonutGuy
*I... I... I ended up buying a donut...
*I... I... I didn't want to, but that girl... even though I told her no,
she...
*... kept staring at me in this creepy way and licking her lips.
*N... now I'm outta cash.
*Maybe I can sell it online and double my money back...
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*Hi, Alphys here!
*This room is like the room we saw before.
*There are two puzzles to the north and south...
*You'll have to solve them both to proceed!
*...
*A-also... I'd like to say!
*I don't really... *Like giving away puzzle solutions.
*But if you need help, just call me, ok?
*Actually, wait, I have an idea!
*Let's be friends on UnderNet!
*Then you can just ping me when you need help!
*...
*Wait, we're already friends, aren't we?
*I signed you up, didn't I?
*You've been reading my posts the whole time...
*Well! I hope! You agree with me! *About Mew Mew 2!
cellPhone
*Click...
game
*(The door is locked.)
DiamondBoy1
*My fave Mettaton Moment(TM)? *Right when everything looks the baddest, he
poses dramatically.
*Like when he's on a cooking show and the eggs don't turn out right.
*But! *Then he says!
*Even if you suck at cooking, you can always buy an MTT-brand
Glamburger!
*Then he eats one! *Everyone loves it!
*... How does he eat it without a mouth?
*Uhhh... well... *Watch the show!
DiamondBoy2
*My fave Mettaton Moment(TM) is when he beats up the heel-turning
villains!
*Even if it's during what's supposed to be a quiz show.
*Oh! And I like when he tries on all kinds of different fashionable
outfits!
*Even if it's during what's supposed to be a newscast.
game
*(This half of the door is unlocked.)
game
*(The door is open.)
puzzle
*(Shoot the opposing ship!) *(You have just one shot.)
CONGRATULATONS
game
*(You stop to smell the flowers.)
cellPhone
*(Ring...)
Alphys
*Hey!
*This um, doesn't have anything to do with guiding you... but...
*...
*Uhh, hey, would you want to watch a human TV show together???
*Sometime???
*It's called, um, M...Mew Mew Kissy Cutie...
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Sure!
Alphys
*R-really!?
*It's so good! *It's um, my favorite show!
*It's all about this human girl named Mew Mew who has cat ears!
*Which humans don't have! *S-so she's all sensitive about them!
*But like... *Eventually
*She realizes that her ears don't matter!
*That her friends like her despite the ears!
*It's really moving!
*Whoops, spoilers
*Also, this sounds weird, but she has the power!
*To control the minds of anyone she kisses!
*She kisses people and controls them to fix her problems!!
*They don't remember anything after the kiss I mean!
*BUT IF SHE MISSES THE KISS!!! *THEN!!
*Then, uh, and uh, also I mean, of course
*Eventually, she realizes that controlling people
*OKAY WELL I almost spoiled the whole show, but
*Uhhh, I think you'd really like it!!!
*We should watch it! *After you get through all this!
cellPhone
*(Click...)
you
...no...
Alphys
*Um! Well! *That's okay!
*Just thought I'd!! *Ask!!!
*B-but I think you'd really like it!!
*If you gave it a chance!!
cellPhone
*(Click...)
puzzle
*(Shoot the opposing ship!) *(You have just one shot.)
CONGRATULATIONS!
game
*(The smell of cobwebs fills the air...)
*(You're filled with determination.)
Muffet
*Ahuhuhuhu...
*Did you hear what they just said?
*They said a human wearing a striped shirt will come through.
*I heard they hate spiders.
*I heard they love to stomp on them.
*I heard that they like to tear their legs off.
*I heard...
*... that they're awfully stingy with their money.
*Ahuhuhuhu...
*You think your taste is too refined for our pastries, don't you, deary?
*Ahuhuhu... *I disagree with that notion.
*I think your taste...
*Is exactly what this next batch needs!
game
*(It's a poster for Mettaton's latest stage-performance.)
*(A tragic tale of two star-crossed lovers, kept apart by the tides of
fate...)
*(Looks like it's almost time for the performance.)
DressLion
*Mettaton looked really... *Really cool in that dress.
*It sort of makes me feel like I could wear one, too!
Mettaton
*OH? *THAT HUMAN...
*COULD IT BE...?
*... MY ONE TRUE LOVE?
Oh my love
Please run away
Monster King
Forbids your stay
Humans must
Live far apart
Even if
It breaks my heart
They'll put you
In the dungeon
It'll suck
And then you'll die a lot
Really sad
You're gonna die
Cry cry cry
So sad it's happening.
*SO SAD.
*SO SAD THAT YOU ARE GOING TO THE DUNGEON.
*WELL, TOODLES!
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Mettaton
*...
*(YOU LOOK BORED, DARLING.)
*(I WANT THIS TO BE A STELLAR PERFORMANCE, SO IF YOU WON'T GIVE IT YOUR
ALL...
*(THEN I'LL SKIP AHEAD FOR THE AUDIENCE'S SAKE.)
*(Perform?)
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Yeah
Mettaton
*(UNDERSTOOD.) *(LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD!)
you
Skip this
Mettaton
*(KA-SIGH...) *(THE SHOW MUST GO ON!)
*OOMPH! *I AM SO OVERWHELMED WITH TRAGEDIES.
*THE KING HAS ORDERED YOU TO WASTE AWAY IN THE CASTLE BASEMENT.
*AND BEFORE WE EVEN HAD TIME TO SING A SWEET SONG ABOUT IT.
*MY DEAR HEART! *I CAN BARELY LOOK UPON YOU, KNOWING WHAT COMES NEXT...
*WELL, TOODLES!
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HeatsFlamesman
*Hey, hey! *Did you remember my name?
game
*(Did you?)
you
Yes
HeatsFlamesman
*Wh-WHAT!? *You REMEMBER!?
*How could I be so easily defeateeeeeeeeed!?
*I'll always remember that you remembered!
you
No
HeatsFlamesman
*Wh-WHAT!? *You DON'T REMEMBER!?
*How could I be so easily defeateeeeeeeeed!?
*I'll never forget that you forgot!
RoyalGuard
*Oh, hey.
*We're, like, taking a rain check on that killing-you thing.
*Like, don't tell Undyne about this, OK?
*You didn't tell her, did you...?
game
*(... he seems happy.)
NiceCreamGuy
*Hey! *It's you again!
*Business is excellent here! *These two fellas bought ALL my ice cream!
*I've actually sold out of everything!!!
*... sorry.
*Wait! *I've still got something for you!
*... a big smile! *How about that!
*I'm so happy!! *Nice Cream is really changing the world!!
Killed: guardsKilled
NiceCreamGuy
*I thought for sure if went to Hotland, I'd sell some Nice Creams.
*But nobody wants them. *Everyone's just eating Starfaits and Glamburgers.
*So!!!
*I'm having a going out of business sale.
*Hello... *Would you like some Nice Cream...?
*It's the frozen treat... *That warms your heart.
*Now only 126!
sign
*(Hey!)
*(Go up the creepy alleyway on the right for some great deals!)
game
*(It's just a regular wall.)
Sans
*hey. *i heard you're going to the core.
*how bout grabbing some dinner with me first?
you
I'm busy
Sans
*well, have fun in there.
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Yeah
Sans
*great, thanks for treating me.
*over here. *i know a shortcut.
Bratty Catty
*Hey! *Check it out! *Yeah! *Check it out!
you
About you two
Bratty Catty
*I'm Bratty, and this is my best friend, Catty. *I'm Catty, and this is my
best friend, Bratty.
you
About your wares
Bratty Catty
*The stuff inside, is like... *TOTALLY wicked expensive.
*But, like, this stuff we found is like... *TOTALLY wicked cheap.
*You should... *Like...
*TOTALLY wicked buy all of it? *TOTALLY wicked buy all of it?
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Origin of wares
Bratty Catty
*I mean, like, where does andy get guns, or food, or... *We found it in the
garbage!
*It's GOOD garbage. *It's like, really good garbage.
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Origin of garbage
Bratty Catty
*Where do we get the garbage?
*Like, the garbage store, duh!!!
*..... *.....
*Waterfall mostly. *I found a gun in a dumpster!
So, like, what's up?
you
About Mettaton
*Oh my God. *Mettaton. *Oh my GOD, METTATON.
*He's like... *My robot husband. *Actually he's like... *MY robot
husband.
*I think we're like... both going to marry him. *We're both like, ALREADY
married to him.
*He just, like, doesn't know it yet.
you
Origin of Mettaton
Bratty Catty
*So, like, Dr. Alphys built Mettaton, right? *That's like, what they TELL
you.
*But like... *Mettaton always acts like... *... being built was HIS idea
somehow.
*But they're like... *Not friends anymore. *Yeah!!! *Unlike me and Bratty!!
*Best friends for-EVER!!!
you
About Alphys
Bratty Catty
*Oh my God. *Alphys *Oh my god, *ALPHYS.
*She used to live on our street. *She was like a big sister.
*I mean, like, if your big sister... *Takes you on trips to the dump.
*She showed us the coolest places to find trash. *She was always collecting
these weird cartoons.
*Then she became the Royal Scientist... *Yeah, we haven't seen her in
forever...
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Royal Scientist
Bratty Catty
*So ALPHYS has always, like... *Thought ASGORE is a SUPER cutie.
*So, like, I'm pretty sure she... *Made Mettaton to, like, totally impress
him.
*A robot with a SOUL... *That's, like, SUPER relevant to his hobbies!
*So after seeing Mettaton, ASGORE... *Asked her to do all this science stuff
for him!
*But nobody's, like, seen anything from her yet.
*Or... her at all... *She must, like, just stay in her lab all day.
*Like, live a little, girl. *Yeah!!! *Like us!!!
you
*About ASGORE
Bratty Catty
*Oh my God. *He's a total goober. *He's a big, fuzzy goofball!!
*Like, I LOVE that guy. *He's like, SO nice.
*God, we're like... *God, we're like...
*SO hyped for the destruction of humanity. *SO hyped for the destruction of
humanity.
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Sell
Bratty Catty
*Thanks, but we, like, don't really need anything. *Oh my god, can you go get
us some Glamburgers?
*We don't. *Really need. *Anything. *Wait! I'll pay you 1000G if you get
Mettaton to autograph my butt!
*Oh my God. *Is that a glamburger? *OH MY GOD!!! *GIMME!!!
*God, Catty. *Try to have some self-control. *Sorry...
*'Casue they OBVIOUSLY brought that Glamburger for ME. *NOOO WAYYY!!!!!
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Exit
Bratty Catty
*Like, see you later! *Like, later and stuff!
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game
*Ooooooaaah! *Room service!
*Got my "Sea tea"?
you
No
game
*Then...!?
you
Yes
*... *No you don't .
*(You pour the Sea Tea under the door.)
*HUH !?!?!?!? *That's jsut the way I want ! *Here's a tip.
*(You got 99G.)
*Thanks a million.
*(It's locked fromt the inside.)
*Oooooh ! *Room service !
*Got my "Cinnamon Bun" ?
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No
game
*Then...!?
*Got my "Cinnamon Bun" ?
you
Yes
game
*... *No you don't.
*(You flatten the Cinnamon Bun unit it's paper thin.) *(You slide it under
the door.)
*HUH !?!?!?!? *That's just the way I want ! *Her's a tip.
*(You got 99G.)
*Thanks a trillion .
*(Seems busy.)
sign
*Learning how to draw? *Come to the Art Lessons on the second floor!
*Located in a similar place.
someone
*Blub blub... *You'll have to reserve a table to eat here.
*You'll also need to reserve your chair, your silverware, your food,
your...
game
*(It's a potted plant.)
*(It's a potted plant.)
Snowdrake
*I'm the resort comedian. *I'm very funny. *People laugh at my jokes.
*Now, my son. *He wants to be a comedian like his fathah.
*But his jokes. *Aren't funny.
*He tells these awful puns. *He's an embarrassment to our family.
*Ha ha ha ha...
*That's not funny.
*Since his mothah passed on, he couldn't stand. *Living at home anymore.
*So he ran away. *I haven't seen him since.
*I'm a terrible fathah. *Ha ha ha ha...
*That's not funny.
*Talking to you about this... *It's breakin' my heart.
*Ha ha ha ha...
*That's not funny.
Killed: snowdrakeKilled
Snowdrake
*My son... *He was always making these weird ice puns.
*I hated them, so he ran away from home...
*I think I should try to patch things up with him.
*Have you seen him? *Have you seen my son?
someone
*I work at the CORE. *The inside is a maze made out of swappable parts...
*The inside is a maze made out of swappable parts.
*That means we can shuffle the layout at will.
*Boy, was today a FUN day! *I sure love PUZZLE!!!
someone
*Originally, we dug mazes with puzzles in order to foil human attacks.
*But now, building things winding and confusing... *It's some awful
tradition.
*You can't go (ugh) two feet without being up to your armpits in puzzles.
game
*(It's a performance schedule.) *(Comedians, dancers, Sans...) *(Seems there's
a break now.)
*(It's some kind of TV show featuring Mettaton.)
*(It's a Wall of Fame full of quotes and photos from visiting
celebrities.)
*"The food is to die for!" *"Gorgeous style and fragrance!" *"My face tastes
beautiful!"
*(...These are all Mettaton.)
cellPhone
*Ring...
Alphys
*Huh? *Who are they?
*N-nobody else is s-supossed to be here...
*Oh well! *We can't worry about that now!
