*(It's a tough-looking branch.) *(It's too heavy to pick up.)
game
*(It's a tough-looking branch.) *(It's too heavy to pick up.)
Times Played: 0
Sans
*i'm sans. *sans the skeleton.
*im actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now.
*but... y'know...
*i dont really care about capturing anybody.
*now my brother papyrus...
*he's a human-hunting FANATIC.
*hey, actually. I think that's him over there.
*i have an idea. *go through this gate thingy.
*yeah, go right through. *my bro made the bars too wide to stop
anyone.
Sans
*Human.
*Don't you know how to greet a new pal?
*Turn around and shake my hand.
*
*
*heheh... the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick.
*it's ALWAYS funny.
*anyways, you're a human, right?
*that's hilarious.
Times Played: 1
Sans
*Human.
*heh, the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick...
*wait a sec... *have you heard it before or something?
*you turned around before i said to... *...weird.
*...whatever. *you're a human, right?
Sans
*quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.
Sans
*sup, bro?
Papyrus
YOU KNOW WHAT -SUP,- BROTHER!
IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T...
RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES!
YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION!
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?
Sans
*staring at this lamp. *it's really cool. *do you wanna look?
Papyrus
NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!!
WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?!
I WANT TO BE READY!!!
I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE!
I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN!
THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS...
WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE!
RESPECT... RECOGNITION...
I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!
PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY, -FRIEND?-
I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
Sans
*hmm...
*maybe this lamp will help you.
Papyrus
SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!!
ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!
YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!
Sans
*hey, take it easy. *i've gotten a ton of work done today.
*a skele-ton.
Papyrus
SANS!!!
Sans
*come on. *you're smiling.
Papyrus
I AM AND I HATE IT!
SIGH...
WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME...
HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION...
Sans
*wow, sounds like you're really working yourself...
*down to the bone.
Papyrus
UGH!!!
I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES...
AS FOR YOUR WORK?
PUT A LITTLE MORE,
-BACKBONE- INTO IT!!!!
NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
HEH!
Sans
*ok, you can come out now.
game
*Just a conveniently-shaped lamp.
Sans
*you oughta get going. *he might come back. *and if he does...
*...you'll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes.
*what's the holdup? *look, there's nothin to be afraid of.
*it's just a dark cavern filled with skeletons and horrible
monsters.
*well?
game
*It's some sort of checkpoint or sentry-station.
*But there are bottles of ketchup, mustard, and relish sitting
inside...
Sans
*actually, hey... *hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor?
*i was thinking... *my brother's been kind of down lately...
*he's never seen a human before. and seeing you might just make his
day.
*don't worry, he's not dangerous.
*even if he tries to be.
*thanks a million. *i'll be up ahead.
determination
*(The convenience of that lamp still fills you with
determination.)
sign
*(This is a box.)
*(You can put an item inside or take an item out.)
*(The same box will appear later, so don't worry about coming
back.)
*(Sincerely, a box lover.)
game
*Use the box? Yes No
INVENTORY BOX Press [X] to Finish
game
*It's a fishing rod affixed to the ground...
*Reel it in? Yes No
*You leave it alone.
*All that's attached to the end is a photo of a weird-looking
monster...
*(Call Me! Here's my number!)
*You decide not to call.
*You send the line back out.
Papyrus
OH.
Sans
*hey, what's that in front of that rock?
Papyrus
OH MY GOD!!!
(IS... IS THAT A HUMAN)
Sans
(yes)
Papyrus
OH MY GOD!!!
SANS! I FINALLY DID IT!!
UNDYNE WILL...
I'M GONNA...
I'LL BE SO...
POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!! POPULAR!!!
Papyrus
...'AHEM'
HUMAN! YOU SHALL NOT PASS THIS AREA!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL STOP YOU!!!
I WILL THEN CAPTURE YOU!
YOU WILL BE DELIVERED TO THE CAPITAL!
THEN... THEN!!!
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S NEXT.
IN ANY CASE!
CONTINUE... ONLY IF YOU DARE!!!
NEYH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!
Sans
*well, that went well.
*don't sweat it, kid.
*i'll keep an eyesocket out for ya.
sign
*There's some narration on this cardboard box.
YOU OBSERVE THE WELL-CRAFTED SENTRY STATION.
WHO COULD HAVE BUILT THIS, YOU PONDER...
I BET IT WAS THAT VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN!
(NOTE. NOT YET A VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GUARDSMAN.
sign
*(Absolutely NO MOVING!!!)
Doggo
*Did something move? *Was it my imagination?
*I can only see moving things.
* if something WAS moving... *For example a human...
I'll make sure it NEVER moves again!
Doggo
*Hello? *Is anybody there...? *No?
*Are you two playing a trick on me? *Real funny.
*Big guy? *Is that you? *Come on...
*Well, it's not the tall skeleton... *He's too loud.
*Whoever you are, knock it off!!!
*...
*(Someone's been smoking dog treats.)
Doggo
*S-S-S Something pet me... *Something that isn't m-m-moving...
*I'm gonna need some dog treats for this!!!
Doggo
*A stick appeared out of nowhere, then disappeared.
*Was it a ghost stick?
*Did I just return it to the afterlife?
*I need some dog treats to think about this.
game
*(This note is written very oddly, as if the paper was moving while
it was written.)
*(It says...) *(Out to lunch...?)
Sans
*hey, here's something important to remember.
*my brother has a very special attack.
*if you see a blue attack, don't move and it won't hurt you.
*here's an easy way to keep it in mind.
*imagine a stop sign. *when you see astop sign, you stop,
right?
*stop signs are red. *so imagine a blue stop sign instead.
*simple, right? *when fighting, thinkg about blue stop signs.
*remember... *blue stop signs.
sign
*North: Ice *South: Ice *West: Ice
*East: Snowdin Town
*(... and ice)
Snowman
*Hello. *I am a snowman.
*I want to see the world... *But I cannot move.
*If you would be so kind, traveller, please...
*Take a piece of me and bring it very far away. Yes No
*I see. *Good journey, then.
*Thank you... good luck!
*(You got the Snowman Piece.)
*How am I doing? *By "I" I mean the piece of me I gave you...
*How am I doing? *By "I" I mean the piece of me I gave you...
*Huh? You lost it...? *...I suppose I can give you another
piece...
*Please be careful this time.
*(You got the Snowman Piece.)
Huh? Again...?
I'm sorry... if I give you any more, there will be nothing left of
me.
*I suppose it is true. *Travelling beyond our limits is but a
fantasy.
*It's no different for anyone else.
*All of monsterkind are doomed to stay underground, forever...
*It seems you do not have enough room for me.
*You ate the Snowman Piece. *Your HP was maxed out.
*Did you just... *Consume the part of me I had given you?
*In front of my very eyes!?
*I have no words for you... *Begone!
*I shouldn't have given myself away so easily...
Papyrus
IN ORDER TO STOP YOU...
MY BROTHER AND I HAVE CREATED SOME PUZZLES!
I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS ONE...
QUITE SHOCKING!!!
FOR YOU SEE, THIS IS THE INVISIBLE...
ELECTRICITY MAZE!!!
WHEN YOU TOUCH THE WALLS OF THIS MAZE,
THIS ORB WILL ADMINISTER A HEARTY ZAP!
SOUND LIKE FUN???
BECAUSE!
THE AMOUNT OF FUN YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE,
IS ACTUALLY RATHER SMALL I THINK.
OK, YOU CAN GO AHEAD NOW.
Papyrus
SANS!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!
Sans
*i think the human has to hold the orb.
Papyrus
OH, OKAY.
Papyrus
HOLD THIS PLEASE!
OKAY, TRY NOW!
INCREDIBLE!! YOU SLIPPERY SNAIL!!
YOU SOLVED IT SO EASILY... TOO EASILY!
HOWEVER!!
THE NEXT PUZZLE WILL NOT BE EASY!
IT IS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER SANS!
YOU WILL SURELY BE CONFOUNDED!
I KNOW I AM!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!
Sans
*hey, thanks... *my brother seems like he's having fun.
*by the way, did you see that weird outfit he's wearing?
*we made that a few weeks ago for a costume party.
*he hasn't word anything else since...
*keeps calling it his "battle body."
*man.
*isn't my brother cool?
Papyrus
COME ON! DON'T BE SO RUDE!!!
I SET UP THIS PUZZLE JUST FOR YOU!
DO YOU TREAT YOUR MOTHER THIS WAY...
WHEN SHE MAKES YOU A PUZZLE?!?!?
HUMANS...
Papyrus
REALLY THOUGH!!! THAT HUMAN!!!
DO I KNOW THAT PERSON???
Sans
*do you not know...
*who you know?
Papyrus
PBPBPPBPT!!
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO I KNOW!!
I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU KNOW...
I KNOW WHO I KNOW AS MUCH AS I KNOW I KNOW WHO I KNOW!
...YOU KNOW?
OH-HO! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!
NiceCreamGuy
*I don't understand why these aren't selling...
*It's the perfect weather for something cold...
*OH!!! *A CUSTOMER!!!
NiceCreamGuy
*Hello! *Would you like some Nice Cream?
*It's the frozen treat that warms your heart!
*Now just 15G! Yes No
*Well then... *Tell your friends...
*There's ice cream... *Out in the middle of the woods...
*Here you go! *Have a super-duper day! *(You got the Nice
Cream.)
*Huh? *You don't have enough mnoney...
*I wish I could make Nice Cream for free...
*It looks like you're holding too much stuff! *Oh well!
game
*...!? *There's a camera hidden inside this lump of snow.
game
*Ah! Wow! Woah! *It's a "Hole".
game
*(It looks like a snow ball...
*(Actually, it's a snowdecahedron.)
Sans
*i've been thinking about selling treats too.
*want some fried snow? *it's just 5G. Buy No
*you're right.
*i should charge way more than that.
*di i say 5G? *i meant 50G Buy No
*you're right.
*that's still too low.
*really *how about 5000G Buy No
*i have to pay for the raw materials somehow.
*50000G *that's my final offer. Buy No
*don't you know a good deal when you hear one?
*what? you don't have the money.
*hey, that's okay.
*i don't have any snow.
*wow, that's a lot of cash.
*that's why i'm sorry to say...
*i can't sell you this fried snow.
*it's got too much sentimental value.
game
*LIGHT BLUE - "Ball" is "Small." *You waited, still, for this
oppprotunity...
*... then dethroned "Ball" with a sharp attack.
*(You are awareded 4G.)
*(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
*BLUE - Hopping and twirling, your original style pulled you
through.
*(You are awarded 2G.)
*(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
*YELLOW - Your sure-fire accuracy put an end to the mayhem of
"Ball."
*(You are awarded 3G.)
*(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
*GREEN - Your concern and care for "Ball" led you to a delicious
victory.
*(You are awarded 1G.)
*(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
*ORANGE - You are the kind of person who rushes fists-first through
all obstacles.
*(You are awarded 5G.)
*(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
*PURPLE - Even when you felt trapped, you took notes and achieved the
end of "Ball."
*(You are awarded 2G.)
*(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
*Bravery. Justice. *Integrity. Kindness. *Perseverance.
Patience.
*Using these, you were able to win at "Ball Game."
*(You are awarded 50G.)
*(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
*RED - Try as you might, you continue to be yourself.
*(You are awarded 10G.)
*(This flag has nothing else to offer.)
game
*(His.)
game
*SMELL DANGER RATING
*Snow Smell - Snowman WHITE Rating Can become YELLOW Rating
*Unsuspicious Smell - Puppy BLUE Rating Smell of rolling
around.
*Weird Smell - Humans GREEN Rating Destroy at all costs!
game
*(Hers.)
Papyrus
HUMAN!!! I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR...
Papyrus
SANS!! WHERE'S THE PUZZLE!!!
Sans
*it's right there. *on the ground.
*trust me. *there's now way they can get past this one.
crossword
Monster Kidz Word Search Ice-E: Hey Kid's! Can you help me Solve this
puzzle?
GIASFCLFUBREHBERNPBAVUUJJCSEOMEOIWLSNOTELEKSTMFBRLXETMONSTERMNGOPMDIAMREMAUUJHITSCIGARSVXRSOUDCW
fall monster cigars winter skeletons cig spring mermaid giasfclfebrehber summer
robot hot
Papyrus
SANS!! THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Sans
*whoops.
*i knew i should have used today's crossword instead.
Papyrus
WHAT!? CROSSWORD!?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!!
IN MY OPINION...
JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST.
Sans
*what? really, dude? *that easy-peasy word scramble?
*that's for baby bones.
Papyrus
UN BELIEVABLE
HUMAN!!! SOLVE THIS DISPUTE!
*(Which is harder?) Jumble Crossword
Papyrus
HA! HA! YES!
HUMANS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT!
IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUMBLE SO DIFFICULT!
NYEH! HEH! HEH HEH!
*thanks for saying "junior jumble" just to appease my brother.
*yesterday he got stumped trying to "solve" the horoscope.
Papyrus
YOU TWO ARE WEIRD!
CROSSWORDS ARE SO EASY.
IT'S THE SAME SOLUTION EVERY TIME.
I JUST FILL ALL THE BOXES IN WITH THE LETER 'Z'...
BECAUSE EVREY TIME I LOOK AT A CROSSWORD...
ALL I CAN DO IS SNORE!!!
NYEH HEH HEH!!!
*papyrus... *...finds difficulty in interesting places.
*yesterday he got stumped trying to "solve" the horoscope.
Papyrus
SANS!!!! THE HUMAN IS ESCAPING!!!
YOU MADE THE PUZZLE TOO HARD!!
HEY YOU!!! GET BACK HERE!
Papyrus
*It's a note from Papyrus...
HUMAN!! PLEASE ENJOY THIS SPAGHETTI.
(LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THIS SPAGHETTI IS A TRAP...)
(DESIGNED TO ENTICE YOU!!!)
(YOU'LL BE SO BUSY EATING IT...)
(THAT YOU WON'T REALIZE THAT YOU AREN'T PROGRESSING!!)
(THOROUGHLY JAPED AGAIN BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!)
NYEH- HEH- HEH, PAPYRUS
game
*(It's a plate of frozen spaghetti.)
*(It's so cold, it's stuck to the table...
game
*(It's an uplugged microwave.)
*(All of the settings say "spaghetti.")
determination
*(Knowing the mouse might one day find a way to heat up the
spaghetti...)
*(It fills you with determination.)
File saved.
sign
*Warning: Dog Marriage
*(Yes, you read that correctly.)
game
*...!? *There's a camera hidden inside this tree.
game
*There's a switch hidden in the snow. *Click!
*The switch is stuck now.
Dogi
*What's that smell? *(Where's that smell?)
*If you're a smell... *(... identify yoursmellf!)
*Hmmm... *Here's that weird smell...
*It makes me want to eliminate.
*(... Eliminate YOU!)
*Dogs can pet other dogs??? *(A new world has opened up for us...)
*Thanks, weird puppy!
*Weird smells can bring good things... *(Friendly fun fetch!)
Thanks, weird smell! *(It sure was fun to "stick" together!)
sign
*Turn every X into and O. *Then press the switch.
Papyrus
WHAT!? HOW DID YOU AVOID MY TRAP?
AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY...
IS THERE ANY LEFT FOR ME???
*(What do you tell Papyrus about his spaghetti?) Ate it Left it
REALLY!?
WOWIE...
NO ONE'S EVER ENJOYED MY COOKING BEFORE...
WELL THEN!!
FRET NOT HUMAN! I, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS...
WILL MAKE YOU ALL THE PASTA YOU COULD EVER WANT!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH NYEH!
REALLY!?
WOWIE...
YOU RESISTED THE FLAVOR OF MY HOMECOOKED PASTA..
JUST SO YOU COULD SHARE IT WITH ME???
FRET NOT HUMAN! I, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS...
WILL MAKE YOU ALL THE PASTA YOU COULD EVER WANT!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH NYEH!
Papyrus
MY BROTHER STARTED A SOCK COLLECTION RECENTLY.
HOW SADDENING...
SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT HE WOULD DO...
WITHOUT SUCH A COOL GUY TAKING CARE OF HIM???
NYEH HEH HEH!
Papyrus
HUMAN!
HMMM... HOW DO I SAY THIS...
YOU WERE TAKING A LONG TIME TO ARRIVE, SO>>>
I DECIDED TO IMPROVE THIS PUZZLE...
BY ARRANGING THE SNOW TO LOOK MORE LIKE MY FACE.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE SNOW FROZE TO THE GROUND.
NOW THE SOLUTION IS DIFFERENT!
AND, AS USUAL, MY LAZY BROTHER IS NOWHERE AROUND.
I SUPPOSE WHAT I AM SAYING IS...
WORRY NOT, HUMAN!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL SOLVE THIS CONUNDRUM!
THEN WE CAN BOTH PROCEED!
MEANWHILE, FEEL FREE TO TRY THE PUZZLE YOURSELF!
I'LL TRY NOT TO GIVE AWAY THE ANSWER!!!
SO, YOU WANT A HINT, HUH?
WELL... I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE PUZZLE...
AND I THINK THE SOLUTION...
IS TO TURN ALL OF THE X'S INTO O'S!
YOU SHOULD TRY THAT!
ASK AGAIN FOR MORE GREAT HINTS!
MAYBE SOLVING THE LAST PUZZLE AGAIN WILL HELP.
ASK AGAIN FOR MORE GREAT HINTS!
EUREKA!!!
I'VE FIGURED OUT THE PUZZLE!!!
YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE HAVING FUN, THOUGH...
DO YOU ABSOLUTELY DAPSOLUTELY WANT THE SOLUTION???
*(Do you absolutely dapsolutely want the answer?) Yes No
WOW... YOU'RE TRULY A PUZZLE PASSIONEER!
I'M SO ENTHUSED BY YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!!
YOU CAN DO IT, HUMAN!!!
THE! SOLUTION! IS!
(PLEASE IMAGINE A DRUMROLL IN YOUR HEAD)
...THAT THE TREE OVER THERE HAS A SWITCH ON IT!
CHECK IT OUTIE!!!
WOW!!! YOU SOLVED IT!!
AND YOU DID IT ALL WITHOUT MY HELP...
MY ADVICE HELPED! IT REALLY HELPED YOU!!
INCREDIBLE! I'M IMPRESSED!!
YOU MUST CARE ABOUT PUZZLES LIKE I DO!
WELL, I"M SURE YOU'LL LOVE THE NEXT PUZZLE THEN!
IT MIGHT EVEN BE TOO EASY FOR YOU!!
NYEH! HEH HEH! HEHEHEH!!!
Sans
*good job on solving it so quickly.
*you didn't even need my help.
*which is great, 'cause i love doing absolutely nothing.
*hey, why didn't you ask for help?
*i was right here.
*... you must be really good at puzzles, huh?
*i mean.
*it's impossible for you to have seen this one before.
Papyrus
HEY!
IT'S THE HUMAN!
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS PUZZLE!
IT WAS MADE BY THE GREAT DR. ALPHYS!
YOU SEE THESE TILES!?
ONCE I THROW THIS SWITCH...
THEY WILL BEGIN TO CHANGE COLOR!
EACH COLOR HAS A DIFFERENT FUNCTION!
RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE!
YOU CANNOT WALK ON THEM!
YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC!
THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU!
GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES!
IF YOU STEP ON THEM...
YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!!
ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED.
THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS!
BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES.
SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT...
IF YOU SMELL LIKE ORANGES!
THE PIRANHAS WILL BITE YOU.
ALSO,IF A BLUE TILE IS NEXT TO A,
YELLOW TILE, THE WATER WILL ALSO ZAP YOU!
PURPLE TILES ARE SLIPPERY!
YOU WILL SLIDE TO THE NEXT TILE!
HOWEVER, THE SLIPPERY SOAP...
SMELLS LIKE LEMONS!!
WHICH PIRANHAS DO NOT LIKE!
PURPLE AND BLUE ARE OK!
FINALLY, PINK TILES.
THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING.
STEP ON THEM ALL YOU LIKE.
HOW WAS THAT!? UNDERSTAND???
*(Understand the explanation?) Of course No
OKAY... I GUESS I'LL REPEAT MYSELF...
RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE!
YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC AND DANGEROUS.
BLUE TILES MAKE YOU FIGHT A MONSTER.
GREEN TILES ARE WATER TILES.
ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE SCENTED.
IF YOU STEP ON ORANGE, DON'T STEP ON GREEN.
BROWN TILES ARE...
WAIT!!! THERE ARE NO BROWN TILES...
PURPLE TILES SMELL LIKE LEMONS...
WHY DON'T THE YELLOW ONES SMELL LEMONY?
UMM...
WAIT!! DID I MIX UP GREEN AND BLUE!?
THE BLUE ONES ARE WATER ONES!
PINK TILES...
I DON'T... REMEMBER???
WAIT!!!
THOSE ONES DON'T DO ANYTHING.
OKAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND BETTER NOW!?
*(Understand the explanation?) Yes Even less
..........
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT???
HOW ABOUT... YOU JUST...
DO THIS PUZZLE... ON YOUR OWN...
I'LL LEAVE THE INSTRUCTIONS...
JUST READ THEM.
THEN WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND IT...
YOU CAN THROW THE SWITCH.
AND DO IT AT YOUR OWN PACE.
GOOD LUCK.
NYEH... HEH... HEH!
*(The machine isn't working.)
*It's illegible chicken-scratch.
GREAT!! THEN THERE'S ONE LAST THING...
THIS PUZZLE...
IS ENTIRELY RANDOM!!!!!!
WHEN I PULL THIS SWITCH, IT WILL MAKE A PUZZLE...
THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!
NOT EVEN I WILL KNOW THE SOLUTION!
NYEH HEH HEH! GET READY...!
Sans
*actually, that spaghetti from earlier...
*it wasn't too bad for my brother.
*since he started cooking lessons, he's been improving a lot.
*i bet if he keeps it up, next year he'll even make something
edible.
game
*On the floor inside is a box of pomeraisins.
sign
*AWARE OF DOG *please pet dog
game
*...!? *There's a camera behind the sentry station.
game
*This dog is staring blankly into the snow, waiting for it to turn into
art.
Faun
*That dog considers itself an artist, but doesn't ever know what to
create.
*It probably doesn't help that its brain is the size of a piece of
kibble.
determination
*(Knowing that dog will never give up trying to make the perfect
snowdog...)
*(It fills you with determination.)
Faun
*That dog from earlier...? *It's at Grillby's. *I think.
*After work, all of the dogs go there to play cards together.
*But that dog doesn't really know how to express itself.
*So, it ends up playing alone, instead of introducing itself to the
others...
game
*Seems like the base of a snowdog.
Faun
*That dog considers itself an artist, but doesn't ever know what to
create.
*It probably doesn't help that its brain is the size of a piece of
kibble.
game
*It's the broken head of a snowdog.
game
*Seems like the base of a snowdog.
game
It's the broken heaed of a snowdog.
game
*Seems like the base of a snowdog.
game
*Seems like the base of a snowdog.
game
*Seems like the base of a snowdog.
game
*It's the broken head of a snowdog.
game
*It's the broken head of a snowdog.
game
*It's the broken head of a snowdog.
game
*Seems like the base of a snowdog.
Faun
*A dog just rushed in here filled with inspiration.
*It kept tyring to build a snowdog that expressed its own
emotions...
*But, as it built, it kept getting more excited about the
sculpture...
*Its neck got longer and longer, and it added more and more snow,
until...
*It was rather sad to watch, but I couldn't turn away.
game
*It's a pile of mushy snow.
determination
*(Snow can always be broken down and rebuilt into something more
useful.)
*(This simple fact fills you with determination.)
game
*(It's a lump of snow with the word 'sans' written on it in red
marker.)
game
*(It's a snow Papyrus.)
Sans
*what's up?
Sans
*are you lost?
Sans
*you sure do like to exercise.
Sans
*say..
*are you following me?
game
*It's a door.
*You used the Mystery Key. *The door's lock clicks...
*...as you fail to fit the key into it.
game
*(Rope.) *(Looks like this dog does all its own stunts.)
game
*(You tried to pet the dog but it collapsed into a pile of
fluff...)
*(Seems like it was actually a dog-shaped husk of dog residue.)
*(It's a pile of dog residue.)
game
*(By barking with text-to-speech on, the dog accidentially programmed
a speakerle game.)
*(Hmmm... seems fine.)
game
*(Looks like this dog makes a lot of bad posts on-line.)
*(Text to speech is on.)
*(Seems like the dog barks and it translates to these bad
posts.)
*(It doesn't really know what it's saying.)
*(Seems like most bad posts on-line, are actually this dog.)
*(Thinking about this...) *(Brings you relief.)
game
*(Finally, the pieces of the puzzle are coming together.) *(The
jigsaw puzzle.)
game
*(It's a small white dog.)
*(Fight the dog?) Yes No
*(Can't fight the dog.)
*(Seems like the fabric it's sleeping on has too many holes in
it.)
*(Seems like the dog needs to "patch" the fabric.)
*(Then you can fight the dog.) *(... maybe.)
*(Upon closer examination, the holes in the fabric seem to be
growing.)
*(Might take a while for the dog to fix all of them.)
*(Dogs aren't usually very good at knitting.)
*(A crocheting dog is out of the question.)
*(Let sleeping dogs lie, instead of fighting them.) *(That's how the
saying goes.)
game
*It's a snow poff.
game
*And this... *Is a snow poff
game
*(What a tiny doghouse!)
sign
*(Woof.)
game
*This, however, is a snow poff.
game
*Surprisingly, it's a snow poff.
game
*Snow poff...
game
*Is it really a snow poff?
game
*Behold! *A snow poff.
game
*Eh? *There's 30G inside this... what is this?
game
*What's this called?
game
*(It must be bigger on the inside.)
game
*...!? *There's a camera underneath the bridge.
Papyrus
HUMAN!
THIS IS YOUR FINAL AND MOST DANGEROUS CHALLENGE!
BEHOLD! THE GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR!
WHEN I SAY THE WORD. IT WILL FULLY ACTIVATE!!!
CANNONS WILL FIRE! SPIKES WILL SWING! BLADES WILL SLICE!
EACH PART WILL SWING VIOLENTLY UP AND DOWN!
ONLY THE TINIEST CHANCE OF VICTORY WILL REMAIN!!!
ARE YOU READY!?
BECAUSE!
I!
AM!
ABOUT!
TO DO IT!
Sans
*well? *what's the holdup?
Papyrus
HOLDUP!? WHAT HOLDUP!?
I'M... I'M ABOUT TO ACTIVATE IT NOW!
Sans
* that, uh, doesn't look very activated.
Papyrus
WELL!!!
THIS CHALLENGE!!!
IT SEEMS...
MAYBE... TOO EASY TO DEFEAT THE HUMAN WITH.
YEAH! WE CAN'T USE THIS ONE!!!
I AM A SKELETON WITH STANDARDS!!!
MY PUZZLES ARE VERY FAIR!
AND MY TRAPS ARE EXPERTLY COOKED!
BUT THIS METHOD IS TOO DIRECT! NO CLASS AT ALL!
AWAY IT GOES!
PHEW!
Papyrus
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?
THIS WAS ANOTHER DECISIVE VICTORY FOR PAPYRUS!!
NYEH!!
HEH!!
...
HEH???
game
*...!? *There's a camera underneath the bridge.
Sans
*i don't know what my brother's going to do now.
*if i were you, i would make sure i understand blue attacks.
Killed: Papyrus *here, i'll give you some advice about fighting my brother.
*don't *capiche?
KidSlime1
*Let's play Monsters and Humans!
KidSlime2
*You aren't gonna make me be the human again, are you?
DadSlime
*Ah, to be young again. *The world sure felt boundless.
someone
*Ahh, what a beautiful knock...! *Maybe if I don't answer, I'll hear
it again.
someone
*Ahh, my patience rewards me.
someone
*Ahh...
KidSlime1
*Let's continue to play Monsters and Humans!
KidSlime2
*Can we PLEASE play something else...?
DadSlime
*You like to wander. *You must be young.
Killed: SnowdinGuardOrPapyrus
DadSlime
*I've sent the kids inside.
*It feels unsafe here today.
sign
*(Welcome to Snowdin Town!)
determination
*(The sight of such a friendly town fills you with
determination.)
sign
*(don't want to walk to the other side of town?)
*(Try the undersnow tunnels!) *(They're efficiently laid out.)
RabbitKid
*That lady over there...
*Something about her disturbs me.
*I think I've figured it out. *...no, nevermind.
RabbitGirl
*Isn't my little Cinnamon just the cutest?
*Bub-buns are so adorable... *Tee hee!
*Bun-bun-bun-bun-bun...
GiftBear
*Awful teens tormented a local monster by decorating its tree-like
horns.
*So we started giving that monster presents to make it feel
better.
*Now it's a tradition to put presents underneath a decorated
tree.
*Guess it was a good thing those teens tormented that
monster...?
game
*(It's a carefully decorated tree.)
*(Some of the presents are addressed from "Santa" to various
locals.)
MonsterKid
*Yo! *You're a kid too, right?
*I can tell 'cause you're wearing a striped shirt.
*I wonder if that weird skeleton is an adult or a kid.
PoliticsBear
*This town doesn't have a mayor.
*But if there's ever a problem, a skeleton will tell a fish lady
about it.
Thaaaaaat's politics!
*Politics.
ScarfMouse
*Everyone is always laughing and cracking jokes, trying to forget
our modern crises...
*Dreariness. *Crowding. *Lack of sunlight.
*I would join them, but I'm just not very funny.
*At least I'm not making puns.
NacaratJester
*We all know the underground has problems, but we smile
anyway.
*Why?
*We can't do anything, so why be morose about it?
*Smile smile
game
*...!? *There's a camera hidden in the trees here.
game
*(It's a mailbox overflowing with unread junk mail.
game
*(This mailbox is labelled "PAPYRUS".)
*(Look inside?) Yes No
*(It's empty.)
*(You realize that would probably be illegal.)
game
*(It's locked.)
game
*(It's locked from the inside.)
Killed: SnowdinGuard
RabbitKid
*That lady over there seems happy today.
*Don't know why, but it's sending shivers down my spine...
RabbitGirl
*Ah, it's so peaceful and quiet...
*Usually one of those dogs chases my little Cinnamon around.
GiftBear
*You know what's cute?
*Those two married dogs always put presents under the tree for each
other.
*It's always the same. *A single bone.
*But every time, they act like it's the first time they've gotten
it.
*Then Papyrus comes to take his bones back.
*Anyway, where are those two...?
ScarfMouse
*It just feels like... *Like everything is getting worse and
worse.
Papyrus
HOW NICE OF YOU TO CHECK MY MAIL
WAIT, NO. THAT'S VERY STRANGE.
THAT'S MY EMPTINESS, NOT YOURS.
STOP LOOKING IN MY EMPTY MAILBOX.
PLEASE DON'T ENTER THE MYSTERIOIUS SHACK.
Papyrus
HELLO... H-HOW ARE YOU, MY F-FRIEND?
I'M FEELING VERY NOT SUSPICIOUS TODAY.
Papyrus
HELLO... H-HOW ARE YOU, MY F-FRIEND?
I'M FEELING VERY NOT SUSPICIOUS TODAY.
HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE LATER.
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I'M READY!
RabbitKid
*That lady over there's been going for a walk for a while now.
*...but she hasn't moved an inch from where she's standing.
*W-well, I haven't either, but I don't want her to notice me over
here...
RabbitGirl
*Huh? Yes, I'm taking my bunny for a walk.
*It's just a very slow one.
GiftBear
*Hmm? *Adjusting the presents is my responsibility.
*Nah, to be honest, I just keep looking to see if I've gotten
one...
PoliticsBear
*What if I ran for mayor...?
*I don't think I would do a good job, and I hate
responsibility...
*But I love politics. *So I might be a perfect match.
ScarfMouse
*Wait! *I've got a joke!
*Knock knock!
*...Uh *That's all I've thought of.
NacaratJester
*Maybe I'll try frowning for once.
*...no. *I just can't do it.
Sparred: Undyne
Undyne
*Hey, punk! *What's up!?
*A-ACHOO!
Undyne
*Papyrus, how can you stand this cold?
Papyrus
I HAVE NO SKIN.
Undyne
*So why don't we stand in Grillby's instead?
Papyrus
BECAUSE I HATE GREASE.
Undyne
*But you don't have a stomach!!
Papyrus
NO, BUT I HAVE STANDARDS!!!
Undyne
*Papyrus...
*Why do you live in an icy wasteland?
Papyrus
THE RENT'S CHEAP.
Undyne
*Really? *Don't you live in a huge house?
Papyrus
YEAH, BUT MY BROTHER PAYS FOR IT.
Undyne
*Where's your brother get the money to pay for it...?
Papyrus
OH, THAT'S SIMPLE.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
Papyrus
I'M SO GLAD YOU AND UNDYNE ARE FRIENDS NOW.
YOU TWO GO TOGETHER LIKE PASTA AND BURNING!
Papyrus
HELLO THAT'S NOT MY HOUSE.
THAT'S JUST MY COOL TOOLSHED.
Undyne
*Do you call it your COOLSHED!?
Papyrus
NO!!! I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!
THAT'S WHY WE'RE FRIENDS, UNDYNE.
YOU ENRICH MY LIFE WITH SHED-BASED PUNS.
Undyne
*That's the only one I've every made, dude.
Papyrus
OH, HEY...
YOU'RE LEAVING SOON, RIGHT!?
DON'T COME HERE TO SAY GOODBYE!!
GOODBYES AREN'T ALLOWED IN MY TOWN.
JUST SEE-YOU LATERS.
SnowdinShopkeeper
*Hello, traveller. *How can I help you?
game
Buy Sell Talk Exit
game
Say hello What to do here Town history Your life Exit
SnowdinShopkeeper
*Hiya! Welcome to Snowdin! *I can't remember the last time I saw a
fresh face around here.
*Where did you come from? *The capital?
*You don't look like a tourist. *Are you here by yourself?
SnowdinShopkeeper
*You want to know what to do here in Snowdin?
*Grillby's has food, and the library has information...
*If you're tired, you can take a nap at the inn. *It's right
next door - my sister runs it.
*And if you're bored, you can sit outside and watch those
wacky skeletons do their thing.
*There's two of 'em... *Brothers, I think. *They just showed
up one day and... *...asserted themselves.
*The town has gotten a lot more interesting since then.
SnowdinShopkeeper
*Think back to your history class...
*A long time ago, monsters lived in the RUINS back there in
the forest.
*Long story short, we all decided to leave the ruins and head
for the end of the caverns.
*Along the way, some fuzzy folk decided they liked the cold
and set up camp in Snowdin.
*Oh, and don't think about trying to explore the
RUINS...
*The door's been locked for ages. *So unless you're a ghost
or can burrow under the door, forget about it.
SnowdinShopkeeper
*Life is the same as usual.
*A little claustrophobic...
*But... we all know deep down that freedom is coming, don't
we?
*As long as we got that hope, we can grit our teeth and face
the same struggles, day after day...
*That's life, ain't it?
SnowdinShopkeeper
*Huh? *Sell somethin'? *Does this look like a pawn shop?
*I don't know how it works wher ou come from... but...
*If I started spending money oon old branches and used bandages, I'd
be out of business in a jiffy!
*If you're really hurtin' for cash, then maybe you could do some
crowdfunding.
*I hear people will pay for ANYTHING nowadays.
SnowdinShopkeeper
*Bye now! *Come again sometime!
InnKeeprsKid
*Mom says that sleeping can recover your health above your maximum
HP.
*... what's maximum HP?
InnKeeper
*Welcome to Snowed Inn! *Snowdin's premier hotel!
*One night is 80G Stay Leave
InnKeeper
*Here's your room key. *Make sure to bundle up!
*Hiya! *You look like you had a great sleep.
*Which is incredible, because you were only up there for about two
minutes...
*Here's your money back. *You can pay me if you're going to stay
overnight.
InnKeeper
*... You don't even have 80G?
*Oh! You poor thing. *I can only imagine what you've been
through.
*One of the rooms upstairs is empty.
You can sleep there for free, okay?
*Hiya! *You look like you had a great sleep.
*Which is incredible, because you were only up there for about two
minutes...
*Feel free to come back if you get tired.
*Back again? *Well, stay as long as you like. Stay Leave
*What? *No, you can't get a second key!
*Well, feel free to come back any time.
DrunkBun
*No matter where I go, it's the same menu, the same people...
*Help! *I want new drinks an' h-h-h-hot guys!!!!
*I guess the bartender's kind of h-h-h-hot...
BigMouth
*Hmmm... *Isn't human food different from monster food?
*It does things like "spoil."
*And when you eat it, it passes all the way through your whole
body.
*Disgusting.
*I'd love to try it sometime.
*And I've heard they have things called bathrooms.
PunkHamster
*The capital's getting pretty crowded, so I've heard they're going
to start moving here.
*Hmmm... *I don't wat to see the erasure of our local culture.
*But I definitely want to see some city slickers slip onto their
butts!
*Yeah, bring 'em on!
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*(The jukebox is broken.)
Grillby
*... *... *...
RedBird
*Gillbz said that he'd offer you a glass of water, but he doesn't
touch the stuff.
RedBird
*Those dogs are part of the ROYAL GUARD, the elite military group
led by UNDYNE.
*She's rude, loud, and beats up everybody who gets in her
way...
*It's no wonder all the kids want to be like her when they grow
up!
*I want to be like UNDYNE when I grow up, too! *Hoo hoo hoo!
UglyFish
*I "put out a line" for some girls today.
*Someone told me that there are plenty of fish in the sea...
*Well, I'm taking that seriously.
*I'm literally going to make out with a fish.
*I gues I could ask out Undyne. *But I think she likes someone
already.
game
*(It's playing poker against itself.)
*(It appears to be losing.)
Dogi
*(We're sentries, but we never get any respect.)
*(I wish those skeletons would throw us a bone.)
*(We love bones.)
Dogi
*You better watch where you sit down in here, kid.
*Because that big guy WILL jump into your lap and give you lots of
love and attention.
Doggo
*I'm thinking of getting a spiked collar to show off my
personality.
*It makes a statement like... *"Attach a leash to me and take me for
a walk please."
LibraryLizard
*Welcome to the library. *Yes ,we know. *The sign is mispelled
ScarfLady
*I love working on the newspaper
*There's so little to report that we just fill it with comics and
games.
LadyGarf
*(cough, cough)
*When I was younger, my teachers gave me word searches when they ran
out of assignments.
*I thought they were a waste of time.
*But look at me now...
*I'm the number-one word=search creator in the entire
underground!
game
*(It's a school report about monster funerals.)
*Monster funerals, technically speaking, are cool as heck.
*When monsters get old and kick the bucket, they turn into
dust.
*At funerals, we take that dust and spread it on that person's
favorite thing.
*Then their essence will live on in that thing...
*Uhhh, am I at the page minimum yet? *I'm kinda sick of writing
this.
game
*While monsters are mostly made of magic, human beings are mostly
made of water.
*Humans , with their physical forms, are far stronger than us.
*But they will never know the joy of expressing themselves through
magic.
*They'll never get a bullet-pattern birthday card...
game
*(Her I am... *Writing this book.)
*(A person comes in and picks up the book...)
*(They start reading it...!)
*Oh. sorry. *I'm still writing that one.
game
*Because they are made of magic, monsters' bodies are attuned to
their SOUL.
*If a monster doesn't want to fight, its defenses will weaken.
*And the crueller the intentions of our enemies, the more their
attacks will hurt us.
*Therefore, if a being with a powerful SOUL struck with the desire
to kill...
*Um, let's end the chapter here...
game
**"MONSTER HISTORY PART 4"
*Fearing the humans no longer, we moved out of our old city,
HOME.
*We braved harsh cold, damp, swampland, and searing heat...
*Until we reached we now call our capital.
*"NEW HOME."
*Again, our King is really bad at names...?
game
*Love, hope, compassion... *This is what people say monster SOULs
are made of.
*But the absolute nature of "SOUL" is unknown.
*After all, humans have proven their SOULs don't need these things
to exist.
LibraryLoox
*That look in your eye...
*You're someone that has difficulty solving Junior Jumble, aren't
you?
LibraryLoox
*That look in your eye...
*You're someone that has trouble doing crosswords, aren't you?
LibraryLizard
*Yes, we know *The sign is mispelled.
*We have someone working on it!
LibraryLoox
*That look in your eye...
*You think Sudoku is just moderately challenging, don't you?
ScarfLady
*Yes. *I illustrate all of the comics myself.
*Yes. *I give everyone huge beautiful eyes and giant muscles.
LadyGarf
*(cough,cough)
*There's a day I just don't want to work.
*It's called "Today."
game
*
game
*(This rock is covered in sprinkles.)
game
*(You touch the couch.) *(It makes a jangling sound.)
*(You find a bunch of loose coins inside the couch...)
*(You got 20G.)
*(It's a saggy old couch.)
game
*(It's a joke book.)
*(Take a look inside?) Yes No
*(Inside the joke book was a quantum physics book.)
*(You look inside...)
*(Inside the quantum physics book was another joke book.)
*(You look inside...)
*(There's another quantum physics book...)
*(You decide to stop.)
game
*(It says "STAY TUNED FOR A NEW PROGRAM - MTT.")
game
*(It's a dirty sock with a series of notes on it.)
SANS! PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCK!
*ok.
DON'T PUT IT BACK DOWN! MOVE IT!
*ok
YOU MOVED IT TWO INCHES! MOVE IT TO YOUR ROOM!
*ok
AND DON'T BRING IT BACK!
*ok
IT'S STILL HERE!
*didn't you just say not to bring it back to my room?
FORGET IT!
game
*(It's the door to Papyrus's room.)
*(It's covered in many labels...)
- (NO BOYS ALLOWED!)
- (NO GIRLS ALLOWED!)
- (PAPYRUS ALLOWED.)
game
*(It's a painting of a cartoon bone.)
game
*(The door is locked.)
game
*(You visited the trash can.)
game
*(There's an empty pie tin inside the stove.)
game
*(This sink is so tall, you can't even wash your hands...)
game
*(Half of the fridge is filled with containers all labelled
"spaghetti.")
*(The other half contains nothing but an empty bag of chips.)
game
*(It's a box of bones.)
game
*(The computer's internet browser is opened to a social media
site.)
game
*(Look in the closet?) Yes No
*(Clothes are hung up neatly inside.)
game
*(The bookshelf is filled with complex tomes about puzzle
creation.)
*(And children's books.)
game
*(It's a beat-up pirate flag.)
game
*(Action figures of many sexy robots.)
game
*(It's a racecar bed, neatly made.)
Papyrus
HUMAN.
ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS.
FEELINGS LIKE...
THE JOY OF FINDING ANOTHER PASTA LOVER.
THE ADMIRATION FOR ANOTHER'S PUZZLE-SOLVING SKILLS.
THE DESIRE TO HAVE A COOL, SMART PERSON THINK YOU ARE COOL.
THESE FEELINGS...
THEY MUST BE WHAT YOU ARE FEELING RIGHT NOW!!!
I CAN HARDLY IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY.
AFTER ALL, I AM VERY GREAT.
I DON'T EVER WONDER WHAT HAVING LOTS OF FRIENDS IS LIKE.
I PITY YOU... LONELY HUMAN...
WORRY NOT!!! YOU SHALL BE LONELY NO LONGER!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL BE YOUR...
...
NO...
NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG!
I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND!!!
YOU ARE A HUMAN!
I MUST CAPTURE YOU!!!
THEN, I CAN FULFILL MY LIFELONG DREAM!!!
POWERFUL! POPULAR! PRESTIFIOUS!!!
THAT'S PAPYRUS!!!
THE NEWEST MEMBER...
OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
Sparred: Papyrus
Papyrus
NYOO HOO HOO...
I CAN'T EVEN STOP SOMEONE AS WEAK AS YOU...
UNDYNE'S GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME.
I'LL NEVER JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD AND...
MY FRIEND QUANTITY WILL REMAIN STAGNANT!
game
*(What should you say?) Let's be friends What a loser
Papyrus
HUH? WHY WOULD YOU...
BERATE YOURSELF SO LOUDLY???
IS IT BECAUSE...
YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY FRIEND?
NO!!! YOU'RE GREAT!!! I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!
Papyrus
REALLY!? YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS, WITH ME???
WELL THEN...
I GUESS...
I GUESS I CAN MAKE AN ALLOWANCE FOR YOU!
Papyrus
WOWIE!! WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR FIRST DATE...
AND I'VE ALREADY MANGAGED TO HIT THE FRIEND ZONE!!!
WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE PALS...
Papyrus
WAS TO GIVE PEOPLE AWFUL PUZZLES AND THEN FIGHT THEM??
YOU TAUGHT ME A LOT, HUMAN.
I HERBY GRANT YOU PERMISSION TO PASS THROUGH!
AND I'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO THE SURFACE.
CONTINUE FORWARD UNTIL YOU REACH THE END OF THE CAVERN.
THEN... WHEN YOU REACH THE CAPITAL, CROSS THE BARRIER.
THAT'S THE MAGICAL SEAL TRAPPING US ALL UNDERGROUND.
ANYTHING CAN ENTER THROUGH IT, BUT NOTHING CAN EXIT...
EXCEPT SOMEONE WITH A POWERFUL SOUL.
... LIKE YOU!!
THAT'S WHY THE KING WANTS TO ACQUIRE A HUMAN.
HE WANTS TO OPEN THE BARRIER WITH SOUL POWER.
THEN US MONSTERS CAN RETURN TO THE SURFACE!
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL YOU...
TO REACH THE EXIT, YOU WILL HAVE TO PASS...
THROUGH THE KING'S CASTLE.
THE KING OF ALL MONSTERS...
HE IS...
...WELL...
HE'S A BIG FUZZY PUSHOVER!!!
EVERYBODY LOVES THAT GUY.
I AM CERTAIN IF YOU JUST SAY...
-EXCUSE ME, MR. DREEMUR... CAN I PLEASE GO HOME?-
HE'LL GUIDE YOU RIGHT TO THE BARRIER HIMSELF!
ANYWAY!!! THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING!!!
I'LL BE AT HOME BEING A COOL FRIEND!!!
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