Alphys:

*...
*Well that was certainly something.
*Th-that last question...
*He wasn't supposed to ask that one...
*Wait, wait!
*Let me give you my ph-phone number!
*Th-then... m-maybe... *If you need help, I could...
*Wh...where'd you get that phone!? *It's ANCIENT!
*It doens't even have texting.
*W-wait a second, please!
*Here, I upgraded it for you!
*It can do texting, items, it's got a key chain...
*I even signed you up for the underground's No.1 social network!
*Now we're officially friends! *Ehehehe!
*Heheh...
*Heh...
*...
*...
*...
*...
*...
*I'm going to the bathroom.

game:

*(It's a bag of dog food.) *(It's half-full.)
*(The fridge is filled with instant noodles and soda.)
*(Take a package of noodles?)

Equipped:
*(You got instant noodles.)
*(Take a package of noodles?)

Equipped:
*(You decide to stay healthy.)
*(It's a beat-up figurine of a female human with cat ears.)
*(It's a teacup shaped like a yellow lizard.) *(It's full of soda.)
*(It's a computer.) *(It's accessing some kind of puzzle in Snowdin.)
*(It seems like a walkthrough to a game, or...?)
*(Seems like the notes to something, but it's all written in chicken scratch.)
*(A garbage can.) *(But it's pretty cute.)
*(It's a video feed of your location.)
*(The space behind the wall is only a few feet wide.)
*(It's a bathroom sign.)
*(Yellow feet are tapping just behind the door.)

Equipped:

game:

*(It's a half-empty bag of dog food.)

Equipped:

game:

*(You just remembered something funny.)

game:

*Art Club: Meet here! *Next meeting: *October 10th, 8PM

SoSorry:

*Ahhhh! *I'm late!!!! *I'm late!!!
*I'm so sorry!!!

Equipped:

SoSorry:

*Let's meet again someday!

Equipped:

game:

*(Art is dead.)

RoyalGuard:

*Oh, hey.
*We're, like, taking a rain check on that killing-you thing.
*Like, don't tell Undyne about this, OK?
*You didn't tell her, did you...?

game:

*(... he seems happy.)

NiceCreamGuy:

*Hey! *It's you again!
*Business is excellent here! *These two fellas bought ALL my ice cream!
*I've actually sold out of everything!!!
*... sorry.
*Wait! *I've still got something for you!
*... a big smile! *How about that!
*I'm so happy!! *Nice Cream is really changing the world!!

Equipped:

NiceCreamGuy:

*I thought for sure if went to Hotland, I'd sell some Nice Creams.
*But nobody wants them. *Everyone's just eating Starfaits and Glamburgers.
*So!!!
*I'm having a going out of business sale.
*Hello... *Would you like some Nice Cream...?
*It's the frozen treat... *That warms your heart.
*Now only 126!

someone:

*Blub blub... *You'll have to reserve a table to eat here.
*You'll also need to reserve your chair, your silverware, your food, your...

game: